StormRage Roots

Back in the day, when Conan was a game that played as it was promised: Open War, my guildies and I happened to be the reigning force on the Storm Rage server. Dawn Razors pussied out and ran off to Tyrranny due to getting continously rolled, but occassionally it was fun to roll through Tesso and spill the blood of our enemies.

One such guy thought it was quite amusing and put up an internet shrine for us, in spirit I must link to this oldie but goodie.

http://www.tvonpclist.com/usualsuspects.htm

Ammara has Tourrette’s

This is on one of my toons Kornhole who has been known to slay a few people in the Wild Lands. Here is just a small taste of the types of tells I usually get on a daily basis.

Nice Vocabulary

Thank goodness this game is rated M! I am particularly impressed with Ammara’s vocabulary and frequent usag of SAT level words

Ooops Misstell

After killing some Velox Nex players while grinding off the murder points we gave them last night, I thought it would be amusing to taunt them and the following conversation took place….

Misstell

My favorite part of the conversation was when zarakain says “You know my cuz is a gm?” I don’t know what he means but Reincarnation used to have some pretty questionable GM help, and velox is connected to Reincarnation so it wouldn’t surprise me if this guild also exploits with the help of some Funcom Game masters.

This is just conjecture and Velox has a tendency to mouth off a lot of shit from their mouths so I will have to put this into the category of conspiracy theory for the moment.

Though coincidences exist

Keshetta Gate Wall Warriors

The other day while minding my own business late at night I found some wall warriors from two particular guilds: Fusion & Sacrosanct. Though I have been told that this is perfectly not any type of exploit I would like to see who whines the most when they catch me up there with my ranger doing the same thing back…

Sacrosanct Wall Warrior

Fusion Wall Warrior

Fusion Wall Warrior

So everyone congratulate the Wall Warriors of Keshetta, my personal favorite is the 1 shot tos attempts from the walls failing and only getting axed by guards, hahahahaha

Adventures of the Amazing Barbarian

Due to the nazi moderation of the Funcom forums; and by this I mean the blatant over moderation of certain players and guilds. Mentioning Velox Nex or Reincarnation in some manner is grounds for having your post removed even if it was simply a post like “Look who I found in ZONE_XYZ”.

Another great example was when I posted some random pvp videos of  camping some murder toons and asked everyone if they thought the player justice was comical. Yep it was nuked. 

 So I have decided to discontinue posting my PvP videos on their forums and continue them here. At least this way my original text can be reserved and opposing guilds and the community can keep this archive. I do want to preface this as, these videos are my adventures that happen to me, and I enjoy capturing them as a ‘look what I saw’ kind of ordeal. Consider this a new form of machinima, perhaps which, I will name machinournalism

  Even though there had been over 8+ CSI Hyboria’s in the past, I will start with the most popular one: The adventures of the amazing barbarian, which began when I killed a random barbarian in Keshetta. Upon doing so, he popped up from the dead and went zooming to the zone start at horse speeds while on foot.

  After following him around for a while, keshetta is a small zone, I took videos of us engaged in pvp combat, some seemed list fishy behavior… Below are the videos captured…

Video of LHISBORN rezzing several times:

And a second time

LHISBORN displaying great instincts on where to use his search

another great instinctual move by Lhisborn

Lhisborn popped out of stealth on top of a wall that seemed impossible to get to,

And my personal favorite: Just because your hiding LHISBORN doesn’t mean we can’t tell your cheating